Start stretching your stomach now, because Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Pass is coming back.
At 1 p.m. Central time today, Olive Garden will begin selling the Pasta Pass for $100 for individuals and $300 for a family of four people. What does this get you? For seven weeks, the brave souls carrying the Pasta Pass can have unlimited pasta, sauces, toppings, soup or salad (apparently not both), Coca-Cola products and -- of course -- breadsticks, which are always unlimited.
Buy the Never Ending Pasta Pass here, if you dare. But buy it soon; only 1,000 of each type of pass is available.
[UPDATE Sept. 18 at 10:38 a.m.: According to a spokeswoman, "all 2,000 Pasta Passes sold out in less than one second." Hot dang!]
If you think you can handle the Pasta Pass, you've got seven weeks to use it, from Oct. 5 through Nov. 22. But if you're not quite ready to take your body on that kind of a food journey, you can order a Never Ending Pasta Bowl for $9.99 during the same seven-week period.
