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Jimmy Fallon pokes fun at Dallas Cowboys team photos before Philadelphia Eagles game Oct. 30

On The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Wednesday night, the comedian chose athletes from each team to include in his cheeky Tonight Show Superlatives segment, which makes fun of players' team photos.

Jimmy Fallon seems pretty stoked about the Dallas Cowboys/Philadelphia Eagles matchup at AT&T Stadium on Sunday. On The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Wednesday night, the comedian chose athletes from each team to include in his cheeky Tonight Show Superlatives segment, which makes fun of players' team photos.

Giggle.
Giggle.(Still from 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' YouTube page)

We'll mark this one for Cowboys linebacker Sean Lee as a win: He's "most likely to be the lovechild of Ryan Gosling, Edward Norton and a carton of milk." Thanks?

Fallon spared no athlete on the opposing team, either, selecting Rodney McLeod, Jason Peters and others to poke fun at.

They're funny, you see, because they're true.

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When Cowboys offensive lineman Joe Looney's team photo flashed across the screen, Fallon's audience started giggling before he could even deliver the joke: Looney is "most likely to be found in a PetCo slowly poking gerbils with his finger." It's worth letting Fallon tell it:

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The Wednesday night show was an action-packed one, with Fallon's "best friend" Justin Timberlake joining him for a skit, a chat about the new movie Trolls and an amusing game called Best Friends Challenge. Take a look:

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