Our new favorite Twitter parody imagines Donald Trump as a big Dungeons and Dragons fan

Forget wanting to vote for a candidate that you could grab a beer with. I would much rather my country's president be someone I could raid a dungeon with.

So if the @DungeonsDonald Twitter account was accurate, I would at least have a good idea about who would get my vote this year. (Unfortunately it's a parody, so I'm still stuck in a dark political nightmare from which there seems to be no escape.)

Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump is into a lot of things that could, if you really stretched them, be seen as gateways to geekery. He like big walls, for example, so maybe he's a Game of Thrones fan?  He's also into towers and hoarding wealth, so maybe he can related to The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers or possibly The Hobbit? And he claims to be a fan of the Bible, but like many Harry Potter fans, it's possible he didn't read the book and instead skipped straight to the movies.

But nothing would really say, "Trump is a nerd" better than him tweeting about monster manuals, 20-sided dice and critical hits.

To my knowledge, no candidate during this entire election cycle has said anything about the alignment of their favorite Dungeons & Dragons character (but Trump's would totally be Chaotic Neutral, right?). But Hillary Clinton has said that she might open up government files on UFOs so we can all talk about aliens, so anything is possible, I guess.

For now, we can only look at these tweets and imagine a fantasy world that is more exciting than our own.

You can find more of them on Twitter: @DungeonsDonald