Questionable Gifts: A holiday shopping guide for frienemies, nemeses and slackers

If you're gift-giving this holiday season, chances are very high there's one person -- or several -- who make the task hell. Maybe you drew a grouchy Secret Santa recipient. Perhaps you're still buying for cousin who ratted you out to grandma about the Smirnoff Ice you drank freshman year of high school. Or, let's face it: It's possible you're extremely lazy, and this is all a lot of energy, even for people you like.

Here you go. Gifts to keep up appearances for whatever reason you care about doing that.

 Granny Panties

H/t: Dangerous Minds

Glitter, for his or her beard

H/t: Bored Panda

For the ultimate Patriots fan

Dang. This seems to have flown off warehouse shelves and is now sold out, but you can still buy plenty with Tom Brady's regular face at RedBubble.

H/t: CBS Sports

A little eye candy

A potato via USPS

Now, with the ability to print your face on them!

Oh, here's the rest of that story.

A gold-leaf coated Kit Kat finger

But,

only if you're in Japan

, sucka.

Distinctly smokey, with a hint of salty meat.

These things, whatever they are, if you don't mind also torturing a kid.

FWIW, they are Bunchems -- and putting them in one's hair is apparently irresistible. Removal, parents say, takes hours and often an unwanted pixie haircut. Pro tip: Conditioner does not act as a lubricant in attempted removal; WD-40 is the way to go.

H/t: Distractify via George Takei, naturally.

GuideLive's Amanda Wilkins, Ann Pinson, Sara Frederick Burgos, Mandi Thomas and Tiney Ricciardi contributed items they definitely do not want to receive as a gift this holiday season.