No time to browse around for the interesting headlines of the week? Good news: We have you covered. Here are our favorite stories of the week, with GIFs that sum up how we feel about them. 

The Olive Garden is debuting breadstick sandwiches that come with ... a side of endless breadsticks.

Austin brought in two consultants to help City Hall deal with the terrifying challenge of a majority-female city council, what with all their lady parts and everything.

An ocelot kitten was born at the Dallas Zoo, teaching us all that baby ocelots are the cutest.

Guy Fieri decides to take Dallas to Flavor Town and opens a walk-up hamburger joint inside Gexa Energy Pavilion.

Two women got tossed out of the Kessler Theater, and one proceeded to rant about "white, normal people," dreadlocks and how Oak Cliff is "the hood." Fringe boots were involved.

Lana Del Rey came to town, but she wasn't able to perform because of this weather that will APPARENTLY NEVER STOP.

Where's the love? We took a look at the 12 most memorable Dallas break-ups.

Ben & Jerry's is testing ice cream flavors that embody Texas -- Bourbon Pecan Pie and Bar-B-Que Peach -- and their truck will be rolling around Dallas handing out samples.

Fort Worth may be known as Cowtown, but there are plenty of places that bust that stereotype.

We met Drew Barrymore (!) in Dallas this week and got wine-tasting tips.

Are you single and ready to mingle on television in front an audience of millions? Two reality dating shows are casting in D-FW, including The Bachelor.

Yasss: The World Steak Championship hits Fort Worth this fall.

The NFL handed out punishments for the ball-deflation scandal (we refuse to use the word Deflategate ... ah, crap) , including Tom Brady getting suspended for four games.

The most important news of all: It's Friday!

GuideLive staffers Hannah Wise, Shannon Sutlief, Sarah Blaskovich and Britton Peele contributed to bringing you this joy.

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