Remember the woman who cried into her In-N-Out burger because she was so excited the fast-food chain had opened in Texas? We've got a new fast-food champion, y'all: Renee Fujii. She may love Whataburger more than Danielle DeInnocentes loves In-N-Out.
For Halloween, Fujii dressed as Whatawoman, a warrior princess clad in orange 'n white Styrofoam "boots" and a tiara that otherwise would hold one of Whata's apple pies. Her skirt is decorated with french fry containers.
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram explains: "Fujii combined the crime-fighting spirit of Wonderwoman and the deliciousness of the famous, Texas-based hamburger chain."
She tells the Star-T that she "definitely made lots of trips to Whataburger," asking for extra stuff to outfit her outfit. She's been wearing it for at least a few days, much to the delight of Fort Worthians who catch her in the act.
Fujii, what a wonder of a woman you are. A Whatawoman.