Saturday morning, runners at Hypnotic Donuts' annual Donut Dash hit the pavement, then stopped every once in awhile for a snack. That's right: This 5K had required breaks for doughnut holes. How sweet.
After the event, the organizers hosted a chubby bunny contest, where participants shoved doughnuts in their mouths and attempted to say "chubby bunny." The winner jammed a whopping 39 holes in his mouth. It was a marathon, not a sprint. Here's how it went:
Step 1: Light stretching.
Step 2: Go sides first, like a squirrel.
Step 3: Just jam 'em in there like nobody's watching.
Step 4: Mash it down. And don't forget to smile!
Step 5: Cry out "halp!"
Step 6: Intimidate your neighbor.
Step 7: Just keep shoving.
Step 8: Pause so somebody can say, "Wow, yeah, that looks uncomfortable."
Step 9: Clench that victory.
All photos by Rex C. Curry
And remember: Beauty is pain.
Congrats to Cole Bailey for shoving 39 donut holes in his mouth. He beat last year's record by two holes.
