Thrillist Travel put together a list of the the most "obnoxiously rich" suburbs of America's largest 35 cities, and Frisco's on it. The writer notes that their "methods are partly data-driven, mostly subjective." In the case of Frisco, it appears to have been approximately 100 percent subjective, with the distinguishing obnoxiousness factor in Thrillist's book being the new $1.5 billion Dallas Cowboys headquarters.
Wanna know what's really obnoxious about Frisco? Here we go:
This water park with $6 to $8 admission that people take mini summer road trips to because it's so affordable. How rude, Frisco.
Pizzeria Testa made our Best in DFW Pizza list for its "well-charred, wide-edged, beautifully blistered crusts." *Eye-roll*
Dr Pepper Ballpark is a charmingly old-school place to catch a game. Oh, and it has its own lazy river. Because of course it would.
Frisco Commons Park is home to a huge playground called Hope Park designed to accommodate children with special needs, as well as a lively splash park and plenty of wide-open spaces. So ostentatious.
The Dallas Stars practice at Dr Pepper Arena. And it's free for the public to go watch. Sigh.
This sculpture. Sea monsters are insufferable.
At Platia Greek Kouzina, servers light saganaki (fried cheese) on fire and yell, "Opa!" And the restaurant's known for its warm welcomes and well-prepared food. Show-offs.
Toyota Stadium is home to FC Dallas games, as well as concerts. Whatever.
Texas Legends D-League basketball games offer plenty of fun stuff for kids to do on the sidelines — and the players are always really sweet to young fans. What's wrong with this place?
Frisco Library doesn't just have tons of books, there are also views of Frisco Square and a Ready to Read Railroad area with special activities for preschoolers. OBNOXIOUS.
