After completing the Dallas Rock 'N' Roll Half Marathon at Fair Park, Kate Schickedanz of Fort Worth ran her third half marathon in a pair of Vibram Fivefingers shoes on March 27, 2011.

After completing the Dallas Rock 'N' Roll Half Marathon at Fair Park, Kate Schickedanz of Fort Worth ran her third half marathon in a pair of Vibram Fivefingers shoes on March 27, 2011.

Brendan Sullivan / The Dallas Morning News

Online shopping is a wonderful thing. It's convenient, shoppers can often find discounted prices and after a couple of beers, it's downright fun. But there is one caveat: When you shop online, companies like Estately can look at who's buying what and make sweeping generalizations about a group of people.

Alas, that has happened.

'How to sell your soul' and other kooky questions Texans ask on the internet

In its latest analysis, real estate website Estately looked at data from Google Shopping to see what the most popular searches were in each state relative to others. Texas, as you might expect, was big on guns, cowboy garb and, ummm, we'll call it a skewed version of Southern pride. (Thankfully we weren't the state that is most passionate about Truck Nuts; looking at you, Wisconsin.) 

But there were a few surprises on the list, too. Namely, that Texas had some of the least mind-boggling searches. Why are people in South Dakota shopping for "exploding kittens," anyway? (Ohhh, right, it's a card game.) 

Courtesy of Estately

Here are the items Texans search for most on Google Shopping, according to Estately.

Exhibit A: A corset that allows women to conceal their firearms. 

Exhibit A: A corset that allows women to conceal their firearms. 

Lisa Marie Pane/AP

Consider these your "Texan starter kit":

  • Truck gun rack
  • Cowboy hat rack
  • Boot-cut jeans
  • '90s overalls
  • Daisy Duke shorts
  • Leather cuffs
  • Concealed carry corset

"Hippie crap":

  • Five-toe shoes
  • Waterless urinal

"Questionable judgement":

  • Confederate flag bumper sticker
  • Nazi memorabilia
  • Casket sprays
  • Hillary toilet paper

File these under "useful items":

  • Igloo mini fridge
  • Urinary catheter
  • Motorized kayak (the Rascal of kayaks) -- because how else are you supposed to play you clarinet while on the water?
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