In a segment Jimmy Fallon calls "Tonight Show Superlatives," he makes fun of players based on their team photo. Fallon surely got some laughs with his burn against offensive lineman Joe Looney: He's "most likely to look at you, reach out his arms, and say 'up! up!' when he's tired of walking." 

In a segment Jimmy Fallon calls "Tonight Show Superlatives," he makes fun of players based on their team photo. Fallon surely got some laughs with his burn against offensive lineman Joe Looney: He's "most likely to look at you, reach out his arms, and say 'up! up!' when he's tired of walking." 

Sarah Blaskovich

The Dallas Cowboys are the talk of the universe right now. Comedian Jimmy Fallon decided to poke some fun at our players and their Thursday-night opponents the Minnesota Vikings in a segment Fallon calls "Tonight Show Superlatives."

Jimmy Fallon pokes fun at Dallas Cowboys team photos before Philadelphia Eagles game Oct. 30

If this sounds familiar, Fallon also spoofed the Cowboys players back in late October before the Cowboys-Eagles game, at which the 'Boys won 29-23 in overtime.

Last time, Fallon called Cowboys linebacker Sean Lee "most likely to be the lovechild of Ryan Gosling, Edward Norton and a carton of milk." 

This time, he named Lee "most likely to move his mouth like a nutcracker." (Not quite as zingy.)

Fallon surely got some good laughs with his burn against offensive lineman Joe Looney though: He's "most likely to look at you, reach out his arms, and say 'up! up!' when he's tired of walking." Now that's funny.

Other humorous 'Tonight Show' superlatives:

  • Minnesota Vikings' Jeff Locke: "most likely to be the love child of Clay Aiken and the Elf on the Shelf"
  • Dallas Cowboys' Kavon Frazier: "most likely to be the character in a horror movie who's like, 'Guys, I don't think we should split up...'"
  • Minnesota Vikings' Sam Bradford: "most likely to corner you at a party to talk about the dip" 
  • Dallas Cowboys' Travis Frederick: "most likely to make you answer a riddle before crossing his bridge"
  • Minnesota Vikings' Audie Cole: "grungiest Val Kilmer"

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