Associated Press
Joss Stone
The best way for Tony Romo to rebound from his breakup is to get back on the field. If we know one thing about his tastes, it's that he has a thing for hot blond singers (see Simpson, Jessica, and Underwood, Carrie). With that in mind, some suggestions on where Tony should train his sights:
•Joss Stone –She's been a blonde before, and she can certainly belt 'em out. She's British, though, so that would lead to constant confusion over which "football" they were talking about.
Associated Press
Ashlee Simpson
•Scarlett Johansson – With her album of Tom Waits covers out Tuesday, she'll officially qualify as a blond singer. Only hitch here is her recent engagement to Ryan Reynolds. But let's be real: If Scarlett knew she had a choice between the quarterback of the Cowboys and the star of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, she'd reconsider. Surely Tony's agent knows hers.
•Dolly Parton – If he was wondering what a distant future with Jessica would look like, she's the best bet. The fact that Dolly's been married to the same man for more than 40 years makes this unlikely, though.
•Mandy Moore –Her singing career is on par with the ex-future Mrs. Romo's, but she beats Jess when it comes to acting. If Tony's looking to revenge-date, this may be the best route. Unless ...
•Ashlee Simpson – A chance to get younger at the position while sticking within the same family – it's a tempting and devious proposition. Better act fast though, she's off the market after her wedding Saturday.
Stephen Becker
