Bri Barlup was more sneers than smiles during the next episode of Lifetime's "Little Women: Dallas." 

Bri Barlup was more sneers than smiles during the next episode of Lifetime's "Little Women: Dallas." 

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On Little Women: Dallas, Bri Barlup seems to be really putting her non-relationship in the rear view. 

And Brichelle Humphrey, always a bright light, is along for the ride as the two of them go to a singles mixer in an exclusive clip from this week's episode. Mix and match? More like nix and frack.

"I know they say it's a bunch of fish in the sea," Brichelle snarks. "But all I'm seeing is a bunch of sloppy bottom-feeders and barnacles. Not even one starfish."

Two questions: When did one Cheek do anything without the other Cheek? And since when does Brichelle entertain what at any other time she would say was nonsense?

Little Women: Dallas airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on Lifetime.

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