The Real Housewives of Dallas will return Aug. 14 at 9 p.m.
Bravo has finally, and officially, confirmed the start date for Season Two. But, wait, there's more: The network has finally, and officially, confirmed that the two new cast members are "wealthy socialites" D'Andra Simmons and Kameron Westcott, which had to be one of the worst-kept secrets ever.
The show will follow The Real Housewives of Orange County on Monday nights.
Whether you hate-watch or love it, Mondays will not be mundane.
Even while learning about anger management, LeeAnne is still bringing the noise; in the preview, LeeAnne throws a glass to the ground, breaking it without regard to any possible damage. And she gets up in Cary's face, yelling, "You and I ain't nev-ah gonna be friends."
As Stephanie says, "She's nuts."
Stephanie also says to apparently formerly BFF Brandi: "You threw me away like a piece of trash."
The new cast members have their own rows to hoe.
According to Bravo, Kameron's motto is "Blonde by birth, pink by choice."
And, though D'Andra is itching to take over the family business, her mother seems to be in no hurry to hand it over. Says D'Andra: "I'm not going to walk on eggshells around anybody ... except for my mother, and Jesus."
This season, it seems that there will be more than enough "Come to Jesus" moments that will lead to plenty of side eye.
This might call for some "Jesus juice" -- or sparkling water, at least -- and popcorn. Here's hoping it was worth the wait.