There's no disputing that everything is better with a side of bacon. But baconizing products isn't always a good idea. Don't believe me? Below are 15 bacon-flavored things that really shouldn't have happened.
Just because you can buy bacon cotton candy at Texas Rangers baseball games doesn't mean you should.
Bacon cream cheese deserves a big nope!
Bacon Soda and its liquid food friends need not exist.
Just looking at Baconnaise is clogging my arteries.
Bacon vodka is not as good as it sounds.
Oh you're making it at home? Still not a good idea.
These taste like mesquite-smoked bird droppings. (At least the birds ate well?)
Why God? Why???
I'm not getting my buzz from bacon beer, no sir.
It's like the real thing, only worse.
We should nix bacon starches all together.
Bacon cake made with pork, lemon and thyme dressing. Serve cold, or possibly try frying it. Or not.
For the sweet scent of breakfast 24 hours a day. #nope
That bacon is a-fakin'.
Burger with 1,050 pieces of bacon? Perhaps it's better in theory.