Ready or not, here they come: the flicks with the hot hype and those making quieter entrances
Summertime, and the movies are easy.
At least, that's the party line. Mindless entertainment, gobs of cash
heaved at the screen, horserace-style box office obsession.
But let's not forget that blockbuster status doesn't preclude quality
cinema. You know as much if you caught Iron Man this weekend.
Just as important, the movie calendar has become so diversified that
some of the little guys can now squeeze into the hot months and rub
elbows with the superheroes and broad comedies.
With this parity in mind, in mind, we've selected two tiers of movies
for our annual summer preview. One group features the overexposed, those
movies that have already begun screaming at you from magazine covers and
billboards. Then we have the underexposed, the films that hope to make
up in creativity what they lack in advertising budget.
Keep reading to see which movies made the cut:
Speedracer | Crystal Skull | Sex and the City | The Incredible Hulk | Get Smart | Love Guru | Wall-E | Hancock | Dark Knight | X-Files | Standard Operating Procedure | Mongol | Wackness | American Teen | Hamlet 2
Complete schedule by month: MAY | JUNE | JULY | AUGUST
SPEED RACER
Why you should care: The first post-Matrix directing job
for the Wachowski brothers should tickle the nostalgia bones of grownup
kids everywhere. The early anime TV stylings have been replaced by
live-action and serious digital effects (plus a live chimp). Taking the
wheel is Emile Hirsch (snubbed by Oscar for Into the Wild), with
Christina Ricci riding shotgun. Go, Speed Racer, go.

Paramount Pictures
Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf in
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Viewer beware? Remember what Hollywood did to Underdog,
another vintage cartoon favorite? Live action (and a live canine) left
viewers with a flea-ridden feeling. (Opens May 9).
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Why you should care: Duh. It's only the return of one of the
greatest action heroes ever. The whip? The hat? Ford? Spielberg? Yeah,
it's been awhile since installments, but you know the theme song is
already buzzing through your head.
Viewer beware? Did we mention that it's been awhile since the
last one (19 years to be exact)? That much shelf time can stall a
franchise's momentum. And Harrison Ford is 65. Of course he's also
fighting fires in real life, so an action movie should be a piece of
cake. (Opens May 22).
SEX AND THE CITY
Why you should care: Shake up some cosmos and get your shopping
shoes on: Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte are back on the prowl.
Well, not so much; marriage, engagement and pregnancy have followed the
gals into their 40s. Big is back. And the studio is being extremely mum
on pertinent details.
Viewer beware? Cherished TV shows have a way of losing their mojo
en route to the big screen as they search for a longer storyline and
broader audience. And when you're messing with an HBO classic, you're
messing with the best. (Opens May 30).
THE INCREDIBLE HULK

Universal Pictures
The Hulk in
The Incredible Hulk
Why you should care: It's not often that a franchise gets a
mulligan, but that's exactly what happened with the big green fella.
After Ang Lee's arty rendition fell on its face, Marvel decided to go in
a different direction, with Edward Norton playing Bruce Banner and Louis
Leterrier behind the camera. Hulk like second chances.
Viewer beware? That elusive quality known as buzz has not been
kind (that New York Times story a couple weeks back set off some
alarms). Mr. Norton is said to be displeased. If the Hulk whiffs again,
he probably won't get a third big-screen strike. Hulk not like
disappointment. (Opens June 13).
GET SMART
Why you should care: Steve Carell would seem to be a perfect
choice for Maxwell Smart, the bumbling Agent 86. And check the rest of
the cast: Anne Hathaway, Alan Arkin, Bill Murray and Terence Stamp. And
the Rock.
Viewer beware? Mr. Carell's last stab at big comedy, Evan
Almighty, was among the worst films of 2007. The TV series hasn't
exactly been in the spotlight for a while. And the movie has been
floating around in development limbo for a few years. Stay tuned. (Opens
June 20).
THE LOVE GURU
Why you should care: Where ya been, Mike Myers? Oh yeah, the
Shrek movies. Welcome back to live action as Guru Pitka, a Deepak
Chopra-like interpersonal adviser. Mr. Myers has workshopped the
character extensively, hoping for another Austin Powers-size hit.
Oh, behave.
Viewer beware? Where ya been, Mike Myers? One can get rusty
playing an animated ogre for too long. And for some, Austin Powers
isn't the greatest reference point. Admittedly, we're in the minority. (Opens
June 20).

Pixar
The titular robot in
WALL-E
WALL-E
Why you should care: Pixar's short films have long held a
fascination with robots. Now the hit machine delivers a trash compacting
'bot ready to shine on the big screen. The director is Andrew Stanton,
who last stepped behind the camera for the greatness of Finding Nemo.
Viewer beware? Not so much. I could say something about how
there's not much dialogue (other than robotese), but let's keep it real:
Pixar hasn't made a bad movie yet, and there's no reason to anticipate a
dud now. Plus the title character looks like a classic mix of old-school
kitsch and Pixar futurism. (Opens June 27).
HANCOCK
Why you should care: It's July. It's Will Smith. It must be a
hit. But this one sounds like something a little different: an ornery,
alcoholic superhero looking to fix his image through the help of a
marketing guru (Jason Bateman). A mean Will. I like it.
Viewer beware? But the Fresh Prince is so nice. And he
looks kind of like Method Man in the posters. Which is great for Wu-Tang
fans, but maybe not summer moviegoers. Are we ready for an unkempt,
hard-drinking superhero who sleeps on park benches? Or will parents just
not understand? (Opens July 2).
THE DARK KNIGHT

Warner Bros. Pictures
Christian Bale in
The Dark Knight
Why you should care: Many reasons. Heath Ledger's death casts a
long shadow over the second film of the new Batman cycle, and his
Joker looks like a doozy of a villain. The first installment was one of
the best superhero movies ever and also, appropriately, quite dark.
Perhaps best of all, Katie Holmes is nowhere to be found. Can't wait.
Viewer beware? One man's intriguing possibilities could be
another's disturbing prospects. This is not heartthrob Heath; it's a
heavily made-up psycho setting off lethal explosions in Gotham City. As
I said, can't wait. (Opens July 18).
THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE
Why you should care: Agents Mulder and Scully go searching for
further metaphysical adventures, joined by Amanda Peet and rapper
Xzibit. Would you be shocked to learn that plot details are being kept
under wraps? But word is that the relationship between our two sleuths
will be front and center.
Viewer beware? The X-Files once thrived as part of the TV
zeitgeist. But its place has since been filled by the likes of Lost
and Heroes. Is the truth still out there? One good sign for newcomers:
It's a standalone story, so confusion should be minimal. We think.
(Opens July 25).
STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE
Why you should care: Errol Morris is the gold standard of
documentary filmmakers, a director who could also pass for a
philosopher. His look at the Abu Ghraib photos and the context in which
they were taken is, like most of his films, an examination of truth,
perception and human frailty.
Viewer beware? This is now the third Abu Ghraib doc (Taxi to
the Dark Side won this year's documentary Oscar). So even if it's
the best, and the most ambitious, it may strike some as stale news. And
there will always be a large segment of the population that never wants
to see those photos again. (Opens May 23).
MONGOL
Why you should care: Think of it as Genghis Khan: The Early
Years. Russian director Sergei Bodrov dramatizes the forces that
shaped the future tyrant, including early orphanage, early love and
enslavement. He also mixes in some dandy action sequences. He plans on
making at least one sequel; too bad The Wrath of Khan is already
taken.
Viewer beware? Some might not be up for a Mongolian epic set in
times long past. In other words: "Gee, Martha, they're not just speaking
in a funny language; they also have such strange costumes." (Opens June
20).

Sony Pictures Classics
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ben Kingsley in
The Wackness
THE WACKNESS
Why you should care: For those who care about such matters, this
Sundance hit has the purest hip-hop soundtrack ever. Ev-er. It's
a coming-of-age story set in 1994 New York; the time and place suggest
why the beats are so smokin'. We're talking Nas, Biggie and many other
vintage flavors.
Viewer beware? The story isn't quite as hot as the music, and Ben
Kingsley's pot-smoking shrink is never all that believable. (Youngsters
Josh Peck and Olivia Thirlby, however, are excellent). Still a must for
hip-hop heads. (Opens July 18).
AMERICAN TEEN
Why you should care: It's an intimate and endearing documentary
look at four teenagers navigating the trying waters of high school life
in little Warsaw, Ind. Director Nanette Burstein takes time to get to
know them all, from the struggling basketball star to the pair of social
square pegs.
Viewer beware? It doesn't have the affectations of what we're
used to from teens on TV (i.e., The Hills). Which, from over
here, is a major recommendation. And the popular girl might make you
really angry. (Opens Aug. 1).
HAMLET 2
Why you should care: In the spirit of Waiting for Guffman
comes this Sundance smash about a high school drama teacher (the great
British comedian Steve Coogan) who decides it would be a good idea to
stage a sequel to Hamlet. As a musical. Elizabeth Shue plays
herself. As a nurse.
Viewer beware? Mr. Coogan's acerbic wit is an acquired taste, and
the film is already getting slammed on the Web. Which leads me to think
it's probably pretty good. (Opens Aug. 27).
Chris Vognar
Published in The Dallas Morning News: 05.04.08