Zayn Malik is leaving One Direction. The band as it has been known for years is no more.
Look, teens, I get it. There's still a secret part of me that's hoping DC Talk will get back together any day now (just kidding. It's not that secret). But life goes on. Music changes. Priorities shift. It's hard to accept that when you're a hormone-fueled adolescent, I know.
But some of these Twitter responses? They're... Well, they're something.
PS: You guys know Zayn didn't, like, die, right? He's still out there, watching over Gotham--I mean, singing or something, probably. So when you shout "I'LL NEVER HEAR HIM SING AGAIN," maybe, like, pipe down a little bit.
MY MOM WORKS AT SCHOOL AND I RAN INTO HER ARMS AND TOLD HER AND I THINK SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik
— sar (@hxranspizza) March 25, 2015
Now Twitter is a place so depressing and sad because the 1D family lost a dear member. #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik pic.twitter.com/Ye2VGliliV
— Anto 🌹 (@Larry_RealLove_) March 25, 2015
All I can do right now is cry 😭😭😭😭 @zaynmalik #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik pic.twitter.com/YF2OxTRATT
— THANKS BOYS ❤️1D❤️ (@BestConcertED) March 25, 2015
not trying to be funny but is zayn leaving one direction a valid excuse to not go to school tomorrow bc im not feeling it
— 1D (@1DGroupies__) March 25, 2015
I WISH THAT I COULD WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA, AND FORGET ABOUT ZAYN LEAVING ONE DIRECTION.#AlwayInOurHeartsZaynMalik pic.twitter.com/EoGcq3Z0rl
— ||Hemmings' Smile|| (@GiveMeBooBear) March 25, 2015
This one might be too self-aware:
I JUST WOKE UP AND ZAYN LEFT IM CRYING SO HARD I HATE THIS LIFE
— xac (@zachsnacks) March 25, 2015
IM HALF A HEART WITHOUT YOU #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik pic.twitter.com/ewdBNtMhCw
— Flor (@flopyvalle) March 25, 2015
But you promised #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik pic.twitter.com/LzU5Uq1uRb
— dont drop the soap (@wonderlandfthes) March 25, 2015
zayn leaving one direction got everyone like http://t.co/gXvv9di2LD
— Austin Keller (@austinkeller) March 25, 2015
MY HEART JUST BROKE INTO A MILLION PEICES
— dee. (@harrymoonchild) March 25, 2015
THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDEL#AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik pic.twitter.com/Pkjy05Ub8M
Crying bc zayn quit 1D @CieraLindsey97 pic.twitter.com/Tfo7jR9gRL
— Wim (@wimberly_burch) March 25, 2015
SHA girls when zayn leaves one direction pic.twitter.com/YwzLZ6emVC
— Ryan Bender (@ryanbender42) March 25, 2015
But through all the pain, there is also a solution.
Problem Solved! #TedCruz #Zayn #OneDirection pic.twitter.com/kAT47eH1E0
— The Levine Machine (@Eitanthegoalie) March 25, 2015
